BY ORDER OF MANAGEMENT, DO NOT READ THIS TOPIC.

[Rocket!]

YOU WERE WARNED.

IT'S A WISHING GAME!

Only have three rules:

One, make a wish. Example: I wish I had a new computer.

Two, grant the above poster's wish. Example: Granted.

Three, screw it. Example: The computer was new in 199-something and has just died of narcolepsy.




I wish for pie.

[00Penguin]

(Oh my god it's like being Rick Roll'd, but more fun ;D)

Granted...

However the pie was pass due it's expiration date by... 5 years. Have fun with that food poisoning.

I wish for a time machine!

[blazingTactician]

Granted. Have fun with those universe shattering paradoxes.

I wish for WORLD PEACE

[Blazed Soul]

Granted. The world peace is that of a dead world.

I wish for a nice car.

[00Penguin]

Granted

However it's a nice rusted car... Hope you have your shots.

I wish for an AI friend.

[Rocket!]

Granted! She commits suicide, though. Was it something you said?


I wish for FLIGHT.

[Secret Agent Cat]

Granted. However, you go splat onto the pavement. Sorry, it was a momentary flight. But a flight none the less.

I wish for a job.

[Blazed Soul]

(Oh the horrifying things I could do with this wish. However, I shall keep it PG-13, for the children on the site.)

You receive a well paying job, however it is emotionally empty to you, and you slowly degenerate into a shell of the person you once were. Have fun with your life.

I wish I could sing better than I do.

[blazingTactician]

Granted. You still suck, just slightly less.

I wish I could remove the use of Prythian's legs.

[prythian]

Granted.

But when you do, someone switches your legs with mine leaving you with the defunct pair.

I wish people would do more on this site.

[Blazed Soul]

Granted. However, they're all simply trolls, and they bring the site to ruin.

I wish that my shirts weren't stained anymore.

[Villainous Angelus]

Granted, but now all your shorts will forever make it look like you wet yourself.


I wish Homac was back into kh rp.

[Rocket!]

Granted!

*fires Teh Muffin Cannon at Homac*

...home run! WHOO! *runs the bases as Homac goes flying into the distance, and far far away from a keyboard, shouting curses at lil' ol' me for ruining his momentary inspiration for KH RPing*

Now, to try to come up with something that can't be screwed with. Hmmm....

I wish for ETERNITY!

[00Penguin]

Granted.

However you sparkle in sunlight, and you are shot 37 times in the stomach by a real MotherF-ing Vampire. (Reference!)

I wish I had a secretary...
Yeah don't ask.

[Blazed Soul]

(I'm going to assume that for some perverted reason, you wished for a beautiful female secretary. Therefore...)

Granted. This is he, have fun together.




I wish that I could understand people better.