BY ORDER OF MANAGEMENT, DO NOT READ THIS TOPIC.

[00Penguin]

Granted... however you did not include telescopes or microscopes so he'll still be able to read.

I wish... That I had the hands of an figurine artist

[mrcrazycakes]

Granted! But now you've got the body of Frankenstein's Finkelstien's monster.

I WISH.......... FOR A PET FISHY <3

[Rocket!]

Granted! It's a dead pet fishy.

Okay, that was morbid. Note to self: you are not evil, do not act evil.

I WISH I WASN'T EVIL.

[00Penguin]

GRANTED!!!
Your so good, people are creeped out by you, and they throw you in an ayslum because they think you're mentally ill. Have fun at the Happy Fun House ^_^.

I wish upon a shooting star that would have a... Hamsandwich.

*grumble*

What? I'm hungry.

[NiNeLiVeS]

You get a hamsandwich!

It's made with real hamster! Go wild! Whether or not they were talking hamsters is completely irrelevant.

I wish for... I dunno. Something. ANYTHING. GO WILD WITH YOUR EVIL, EVIL-DOER.

[The Squeak]

Granted—you get nothing, due to lack of specification. Nice job wasting your wish.

I wish my skills in Photoshop were immensely better than they are now.

[NiNeLiVeS]

They are - you are now endowed with understanding every single possibility that Photoshop represents and can do anything with the program.

But only in your sleep. When you're awake, the knowledge disappears like morning mist.

I wish for someone to prompt me.

[00Penguin]

Granted, you are prompted to write something...

However it's something so evil, so foul, so... lustfully perverted that it can't be posted on this forum or on the internet for that matter.

;D


I wish I could get some help from people on voices for the abridge project...

[The Squeak]

Thy wish has been granted. You now have a crack team of voice acting specialists from all over the globe to aide and assist you at a whim.

Buuuuuuut, last I checked, they don't speak English. Nor understand it. Good luck writing an Abridged Series in Spanish, French, Italian, German, Japanese, Chinese, Greek, Korean, and Swahili!

Speaking of multiple languages, I wish I was omnilingual: able to understand and speak every language on the planet.

[00Penguin]

Granted you can do that, but only for the next 5 minutes then you forget everything.


I wish I had some mojo flowing so I can write down a good script

[NiNeLiVeS]

The wish gets confused and you get your mojo - unfortunately it's MOJO JOJO, SUPERVILLAIN CHIMP.

I wish for the power of rock.

[00Penguin]

Granted, but this taken literally... you're a rock now and so you live the rest of your life as rock weathering away slowly and... painfully I guess... can rocks feel pain? Hmmm....


I wish that I can heard back from the application for a staff position in the near future.

[NiNeLiVeS]

You do! Unfortunately it's a different application and it's actually FROM the future (how it got to this point is a mystery). You will later try to become a...

BODYGUARD FOR THE PRESIDENT!

...maybe. The application indicates you forgot to send it in in triplicate and is asking you to do it over.

I wish I wasn't a rock anymore.

[Cake-Chan!]

[avatar]http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/IceDragonRoar/Avatars/BlazBlue/Noel/wing_edge_bb25-10.png[/avatar] Granted, now you're a turkey.

I wish I had more time to be online.

[Rocket!]

Granted! But then Squeaky hypnotizes you into playing Tic-Tac-Toe with him everytime you go online, and you find yourself thoroughly unproductive as a result. CURSE YOU, SQUEAKY!

I wish for instant awesome!