BY ORDER OF MANAGEMENT, DO NOT READ THIS TOPIC.

[00Penguin]

((...Well played Blazed))

Granted, you learn the truth that everyone only your friend because they either...
Have to, want your money, or they going to betray you and backstab you later when your no longer useful.

I wish I was good at games.

[Secret Agent Cat]

Granted.

However, you beat every single one of them fairly easily and no one in their right mind can come up with a game that you cannot beat. There fore they decided to just outlaw games all together. Therefore there are not any more games, therefore you cannot be good at them.

I wish for a car.

[prythian]

Granted.

This is it:


I wish I could teleport.

[00Penguin]

Granted....

However on one of your teleporting trips something goes horribly wrong and you teleport into solid bedrock and die. Well at least the burial was quick and easy. ZING!

I wish I had a better Political Science teacher.

[Villainous Angelus]

Granted, but now every other teacher sucks, and you fail all of your classes except for the one with the good teacher.

I wish for a puppy!

[Blazed Soul]

Granted. It is, however, a rather large, ferocious, rabid puppy.

I wish I had control of the 'muffin cannon' that has been used before.

[Rocket!]

Granted.

In an alternate dimension.

So yeah.

I wish... for... INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO GO OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSAND![/b]

[Geizt]

*walks into the thread, notes that he's been shot by the muffin cannon*

Dammit, leave me the hell alone Girlie!

Fine Rocket, wish granted. You learn that you can only go over nine thousand, and then forget it, as the knowledge cannot be known my normal humans.

I wish I could get my goddamn muse back to really rejoin the site.

[Villainous Angelus]

Granted, but upon your return, everyone flees in terror.

And before I make my next wish, let me just say that Blazed did exactly what I was hoping for.

*sicks new puppy on unprotected populace*

AND WITH NO HEROIC BILBY IN SIGHT TO STOP ME, I MAY FINALLY WIN!

Wow, this'll be something new for me. Hehe, talk about awkward.

I wish Bilby would stop me.

[Geizt]

Granted. However, it's simply a member from FM dressed up as Bilby. You don't know the difference though.

I wish that Angelus' puppy would be taken from him by PETA.

[Rocket!]

Granted! HOWEVER, he also takes your puppy in turn, citing something about sanity and clairvoyance or something.

I.

WISH.

FOR.

THE ABILITY TO JUMP OUT OF WINDOWS AND NOT DIE AS A RESULT.

[NiNeLiVeS]

Granted. Like most untrained volunteers you break both legs instead.

Unlike most untrained volunteers, you also gain the strange ability to hobble up the stairs (it's a combination of hand-eye coordination and lots of pain wheezing) and try it again. Wheeee!

I wish for the ability to be able to reach into my pocket and extract the exact amount of change I need at any given moment.

[Villainous Angelus]

Granted, but it's in Pesos.

I wish for world peace.

Okay I lied. I really wish for the world to stay the same.

[00Penguin]

Granted, however it's the same day everyday... forever repeating and you can't do anything to do to change the outcome because... You wished for the world to stay the same.

I wish I had the ability to have a hammer space, without being a female.

[Rocket!]

Granted! You now have the ability to have your own hammer space! (It's even got a nuke!)

But you can't use it.

You have it, no worries!

But it's absolutely useless to ya.

Do you still the receipt from when you bought the ability to have a hammer space? Maybe you can get a refund!

No? You wished for it?

Oh... Well, tough luck there. Sorry, can't help.

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I wish Dbl'0 Penguin would not in any way harm me, accidentally or on purpose, directly or indirectly, effective ten seconds ago HURRY.